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THIS IS A STORY TOLD BY L-C ABOUT HER DRUNK
DISGUSTING JOURNEY TO FIND THE EMMAS PLAYERS TO
BACK HER MUSIC AND WORDS WITH SOME FUCKING CLASS!
READ THIS STORY FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

L-C WANTED TO START A PUNK BAND IN 1999.
SHE GOT TOGETHER SOME KIDS AND MADE SOME NOISE

l-c played guitar-3 cord noise and screamed alot.
Finally after years of playing with herself, she
found KELLY. She wanted kelly to play drums, kelly
didnt know how so l-c taught her all she knew-very
little! Then l-c and kelly found JOEL DALLENBECK.
HE played guitar really well, lisa wanted him to
play not as well to stay within the shitty 3 cord
sound she was going for(or more like all she could
play.)THE EMMAS were born. l-c writes all the music
and lyrics. the band practices a few times and
playes the 1st show at 7 south (no longer a
VENUE) , joel breaks some strings, l-c pisses
her self, kelly decides after she wobbles off stage
to NEVER EVER play again EVER!!! SO THE EMMAS ARE
DEAD AFTER THEIR 1ST SHOW.

the emmas are reborn THANKS TO DRINKING AT BARS!

L-C FINDS L-Z AT THE BAR NEAR HER HOUSE.
SHES SO CUTE AND DRUNK.
L-C ASKES HER TO PLAY IN THE EMMAS.
L-Z KNOWS NADA ABOUT PUNK ROCK MUSIC OR PLAYING ANYTHING.
SO L-C SAYS "I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS...
1 MONTH LATER THE EMMAS 1ST SHOW WITH L-Z AT THE CRICKET ON THE HILL.
WE WERE REALLY GREAT! DIDNT EVEN MESS UP.
EXCEPT BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS
A REALLY STUPID BITCH PISSIS OFF L-C
AND THE BITCH GETS PUSHED AND PUNCHED
AND THROWN OUT ON L-C'S ORDERS!
YEA!

L-Z HAS TO MOVE INSERT SHERRY!

L-Z HAS TO GO AWAY UNEXPECDITLY FOR 3 MONTHS! AT A
LOCAL TAVERN THE EMMAS ARE DRINKING AND CRYING. L-
C'S WONDERING WHAT EVER WILL I DOEVERYTHING IS
SHIT! THEN WE SEE SHERRY A NEW FRIEND. WE DRAG HER
INTO THE BATH ROOM(SHERRY THINKS WERE GOING TO
KICK HER ASS) L-C'S BEEN PUNCHING FOLKS IN THE
FACE ALL NIGHT TO RELIEVE STRESS. WILL YOU PLEASE
PLAY DRUMS FOR THE EMMAS! SHERRY DOESN'T KNOW HOW
TO PLAY DRUMS BUT L-C SAYS I'LL TEACH YA (L-C'S
SKILLS ON THE DRUMS CONSIST OF BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.)
SHERRY SAYS YES! SHERRY HAD PLAYED IN MANY BANDS
BEFORE THE EMMAS. SHE PLAYED GUITAR FOR . FOX FORCE
5, RAINBOW SUGAR, AND MANY OTHER PROJECTS. LUCK BE
WITH THE EMMAS!

L-Z RETURNES,SHERRY'S ON GUITAR,THEN.KATES ON BASS

SHERRY DID GREAT,
SHE ONLY HAD A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO LEARN THE EMMAS SET.
WE PLAYED 1/2 A DOZEN SHOWS THE 2 OF US THEN L-Z RETURNED!
SHERRY STAYED ON AS THE LEAD GUITAREST AND BACK UP SINGER.
WORKED OUT FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
SHERRY LEFT TO PAINT HER DEMENTED DARK ART
AND MAKE A LIVING SELLING THEM (WE MISS SHERRY)
KATE (GRIND CORE BASS CHICK) TRIES IT WITH THE EMMAS.
KATES REALLY A GREAT BASS PLAYER,
WE PLAYED SEVERAL SHOWS THAT KICKED ASS.
BUT... THE EMMAS ARE MORE OF A JOKE -YA KNOW...
WE DRESS UP IN COUSTUMES AND FUCK AROUND.
KATE WAS A LITTLE TOO SERIOUS.
(TO HER CREDIT THOUGH CAUSE SHES REALLY GREAT ON BASS)
WE MISS KATE.. SHE MOVED TO PHILLY.

THE EMMAS ARE JUST L-C AND L-Z THEN COMES ALONG E-N!

WE PLAYED JUST THE 2 OF US AGAIN FOR A WHILE,
RECORDED OUR POP PUNK CD CANDY.
AND L-C WROTE A BUNCH OF NEW SONGS.
L-C ASKES E-N TO PLAY BASS FOR THE EMMAS.
L-C HAS BEEN FRIENDS WITH E-N FOR 14 YEARS
HE'S PLAYED IN ALOT OF BANDS IN DENVER THROUGHOUT THE YEARS!
BEFORE E-N THERE WAS A NO BOYZ RULE.
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO E-N FORGET ABOUT IT.
HES GREAT ON BASS AND A RELAXED PERSON.
E-N GETS INTO THE SPIRIT OF THE EMMAS
BY DRESSING UP IN COUSTUME AND HAVING FUN INSTEAD OF TRYING TO
(MAKE IT MAN )
REALLY ALL THE EMMAS WANT TO DO
IS ETERTAIN THEMSELVES AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WILL LISTEN AND WATCH.
WE ARE THE QuEENS OF THE POP AND DIRT ROCK-N-ROLL.
THE EMMAS MAY LIVE FOREVER.

THE EMMAS PLAY ALMOST EVERY WEEK, BARS PARTYS, WAREHOUSES. ART GALLERYS. BACKYARDS ANYWHERE YOU CAN FND US DESTROYING SOMETHING SOMEWHERE!

THE EMMAS HAVE 5 CD'S OUT, 5 DESIGNS FOR T-SHIRTS REALLY COOL STICKERS AND PINS. AND ANY THING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF THAT A DUMB FUCK CAN MAKE HERSELF! WE ARE A GREAT BAND NOW AFTER YEARS OF GOING AT IT. I DONT SEE US STOPPING ANY TIME SOON. IN FACT WERE RECORDING 2 NEW CD'S THIS MONTH MAY OF2003. WE LOVE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS AND FANS!